Guys,
Here’s a way break up with your girlfriend without the hassle of answering all of those embarrassing questions.
1. Take a love letter she has written to you (assuming she ever has) and write your breakup note on the back of it.
2. Timing is everything. Wait till she does something nice to/for you, serving you breakfast in bed, getting you medicine and serving you when you’re sick, this is a good one; while she is out getting something for you.
Leave your breakup note on her pillow and skedaddle.
Even though the Teapot is up it’s neck in Hot Water, it continues to sing Llooooooyd
