Act retarded and try to pay your bill with monopoly money, really.

You’re driving along when suddenly someone cuts you off  almost causing an accident and just keeps going. You race to get along side them to do something, anything to express your outrage. Finally you get your chance and pull along side that dastardly useless scumbucket of a  driver.
You’re enraged;
as you pull along side and look over you find the driver quite
attractive, in fact a complete delight to your eyes and other parts of your
anatomy. They look over, you smile wave and pull ahead. What happened to the
Have a great day, in fact have two
Remember: Vampires were once people too

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