For the record, “You Can’t Count Your Chickens Before They Hatch” because they aren’t really Chickens till they get out of those shells, then they’re easy to count.
The future is so bright I think I’ll need to wear sunglasses
“Everything happens for a reason”. That’s what you say when you realize that everyone you know wants to harm you
New Years Resolution, To get my hands on and choke whoever reduced the plastic water bottle caps in order to save the earth.
At the end of any competitive sporting event, some people are happy and others are not, except with lacrosse where everybody is just relieved that it’s over
Walk down the street waving your arms wildly and talking to yourself. then try to make I contact with someone/anyone